So, I tried this whole match.com thing a year ago and it didn't go well. I'm not really sure why I thought this time would be different, but I'm a glass half-full kind of girl, so I figured, why not? This entire post is dedicated to the why not.
I'm going to translate what guys mean when they are describing their date's appearance:
-Athletic = skinny
-Slender = skinny
-Average = skinny
-They've left that part of the form blank = skinny
-Curvy = skinny, but with big boobs and a big ass
In one of the most annoying profiles I saw today, the guy mentioned how picky he was about his date and then, in the "about my date" section, he had left the entire section blank. Not helpful, dude.
Also, match.com, what's with telling me who's viewed my profile? If he's hot and didn't wink or email me, I'm sad. If it's some Leery McPervert that looks old enough to be my dad, I'm sad. If it's a guy I've winked at or sent an email to, I'm crushed. At least when I have an unsuccessful night at the bar, I don't have to know which guys looked at me and thought, "eh, no thanks".
I also love when it's clear a guy didn't read my profile before he sent an email. I'm a liberal who wants a guy without kids. Please don't email me if there is a picture of your 6 month old son (don't get me started) wrapped in the confederate flag. I wish I was making this up.
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YEAH! I love this. Can't wait to read more (and also see you next weekend).
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